Presented without comment, Mike Anderson’s career record across time

UAB 89–41 (.685)
Miss 111–57 (.661)
Ark 169–102 (.624)
SJU 23–21 (.523)

Okay I lied, I have a comment. Coach Homerun is trending plummeting downward. I’d say we’re rapidly approaching Willie Mays getting plonked on the head after circling under a fly ball in center field circa 1973 except Willie Mays was one of the greatest baseball players who ever lived, whereas Mike Anderson is Jeff Capel’s idea of a good idea, and Jeff Capel is an imbecile. If only shovel-faced AD Mike Cragg had called former NBA superstars Cherokee Parks or Shavlik Randolph for advice,  things might have turned out differently. Oh well.